Friday 8:30pm
The phone rings:
Mom: "Hi haney...vat yu doink?"
Me: "I'm cooking, ma"
Mom: "Heeeeh, lele....cooking SO LATE?"
Me: "I just got home an hour ago...and the maid has the day off"
Mom: "Ya, yu mekka jokes. Vai da Meesta neva Kook?"
Me: "He does sometimes, but he gets home later than me..."
Mom: "I kaal, an yu alveys da van to be kookink....yu shood kam hom late too, an
don hev to kook, jas like heem..."
Me: "Why would I do that, ma?".
Mom: "Eh, tis is vai I neve vant to be marry again...iss too mach no fare...how's yu car? An da Meesta's car? ok?"
Is it normal to ask after the health of vehicles?
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