My 2 Second Shelf Life

Conversation with My Sister-in-Law

I called my sister in law Karen the other day, and it went like this:

S-i-L: "Hello?"
Me: "Hey"
S-i-L: (in a formal tone) "Can I call you back?"
Me: "Are you in a meeting?"
S-i-L: (in a formal tone) "I'll call you back"
Me: "Are you wearing panties?"

(Dial tone)

Twenty minutes later..
Me: "Hello?"
S-i-L: (laughing) "You fuckin' bitch...you just wait..."