My 2 Second Shelf Life

Thanksgiving Letter to the Family 2009

I can't wait until I'm old enough to get away with morsels like this:

Trudy. If your brother and sister want to come, they can be on time like everyone else. If they are late again this year, they can eat what the dogs don’t finish.

Mary. Your kid’s dirty shoes and my clean sofa have never met. Let’s keep it that way.

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