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Dear Bono and Bob,

I'm so tired of hearing about you guys...
No.
Really.
I realize that you're drunk with the power you've gained over the years wagging your fingers at countries whom you think don't contribute enough to whatever causes you believe in...but Holy shit guys
....shut the fuck up already.

If you want to go into politics, then run for office.
But, I don't think you're particularly qualified to tell Prime Minister Martin fuck all about what Canada can and can't afford to give, or budgets, deficits or liabilities.

How about you give it a rest, and go have a Starbucks double caramel decaf half caf with Sean Penn.
Chill man.

Regards,
Radmila

P.S. You can relax now...you've got another two decades to plan the next pet cause aid concert.