Two miners who escaped from a collapsed pit in Beijing ate coal and drank urine to survive, Chinese media has reported.
Apparently, they survived eating coal, drinking urine and telling "wife jokes".
Wife jokes like so:
"I told my brother 'your wife is going to have to marry someone else'", Meng Xianyou told the newspaper.
His brother replied: "I laughed too. I said my wife could find a rich man in Shenyang.
"But then I thought, I have two children and my wife is ugly, so it would be hard for her to remarry."
AH ha ha ha....
I'm sure his ugly wife will welcome him back with open arms after reading that in the paper.
I hope he likes his stewed coal with piss gravy.