My 2 Second Shelf Life

Crackhead smashing your passenger side window in for a pair of sunglasses and 4 bucks in change:

FREE

Searching for a non-gauging price for a new window on a long weekend:

4 HOURS

Without a car on your busiest day of the week:

3 HOURS

Price for a new installed passenger side window:

$200.00

Vacuuming up shattered glass:

$2.00

Learning to hide every fucking little thing in your vehicle when you work in the 'hood:

PRICELESS