My 2 Second Shelf Life

Real Conversation at Local Video Store:

The Mister: "Is Team America funny? Would you recommend it?"

Video Store Employee: "It's pretty funny. You won't like it if you're patriotic"

Me: "Pardon?"

VSE: "You won't like it if you're patriotic"

Me: "We're Canadian"

VSE: "I know"

Me: "We live in Canada"

VSE: "I know" (getting that "What is your problem?" look on her face)

The Mister (giving me "The Look"): "Leave her alone"

ARRRGGHHHH!!!