My 2 Second Shelf Life

Mama Answers Your Questions:

Mama, should I go home to Ottawa to visit the family I can't stand because I haven't been home in 1.5 years even though I don't feel guilty about that I never call home anymore? Lilly If you no vanna go, don go. Der is natink vors dan goink samplayz to be mizerable. You gonna go, you gonna be mizerable, you gonna mek dem mizerable. Bette you don go. Dey gonna taak aboud you anyvayz.

I like that quote. Your Mama and I are in complete agreement. :D dorna! Tank you, tank you.

love the accent. your mama is groovy! love it! marlo_girl Hahah...yah, I gadda akcent.

your mama clearly knows what she is talking about.....you're lucky to have her around to set you straight.... mister anchovy Eh, she don lissen to me. I tak an tak an, she say "yes, yes" an den she do vat she van it.

Mama, cats or dogs? Chris No kets. Dags are kewt, bat dey are mor vork den da chilren. At lease da chilren, dey grow ap an do tinks for demself...bat a dag? Neve. No kets. No dag. Too mach mek da mess.

I totaly agree with mama. You wanna by a gift-- buy flowers or if you have flower garden, better yet. It also depends what the occasion is and who is it for. The best gift one can give is the kind words and ISKRENO prijateljstvo. Marica Da. Da. Istina je.

i love your mama rosa posa Tank you...You soun like a goot girl. I bet you kall you mama often, rite?

Mama, Please advise me on how to cope with ungrateful yutzes who are ´´apparent´´ friends ..... Mrs. Mystic Ahhh, only you no haou mach you gonna eat. You don vanna eat no mor garbitch, you get ap fram da table, no?

Should I take the job I'm not sure I'll like but has a great salary or should I take the job I think I'll love with the not-so-hot salary (I still have student loans to pay off)? Popuppupop .Eh, hou you no you gonna lav dis odde jab? Samtime ve tink ve van samtink an den ve sorry ve choos dis ting later. Keep da van mit da maney. You ken learn to like it...at lease you learn samtink new, and hev da bette maney

Mama, My sister moved in with me. I don't want her to feel unloved or unwelcomed - but I'm getting more and more depressed. She keeps changing everthing in my house. How do I not kill her? glacia Ah ah...Tell her dat tis is you hous. Tell her dat you like det she van to mek you houz nice, bat she ken change vat she van in her ovn room, bat iz you hous and you gonna decorate hou you van it. If she gonna fight mit you, you tell her "if you don like hou I hev mai houz..go get you ovn houz"

Mama, If you were in the Mos Eisly Cantina, on Tatooine, instead of Ben Kenobi, how would you have handled the argument between Luke and the poorly dubed dude with the death sentance on 12 systems? Mark Eh? Tis look like da Englezki, bah I don tink iz Englezki.