I Get a Kick...
...out of some sayings used to flower up language or a description. These are just a few that I could remember.
Do you know any?
"She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher"
"As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy ass"
"As busy as a one legged man at an ass kicking contest" (Crabby's fav)
"Went over like a pregnant Pole Vaulter"
"Went over like a whore at a church picnic"
"Empty as a bag of Hershey's Kisses at a Weight Watchers convention"
"I wouldn't trust him with the key to a can of sardines!"
"Talkative? She's got more tongue than a Mountie's boot"
The art is by: The fabulously talented Toronto Artist, Rob Croxford
Monday, February 13, 2006
Posted by Radmila at 11:54 a.m.
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