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You know what slays me?

I get numerous hits from people looking for Prince's address on the Bridal Path here in Toronto.
Yeah.
Me and Prince. We're tight.
You know what's even funnier?
Now that I've done this post, I'll disappoint twice as many people.

Schadenfreude, leedvermaak, skadefryd, vahingonilo, zlo...whatever you want to call it.
A message to you numerous Prince sleuths:
If you honestly think you're going to find Princes' address on the internet, you truly need to get out more.