Thursday, April 10, 2008

8 Million Hits



What's the point of guest hosting if you can't pimp your own blog?


A milestone of some sort… Thanks everyone.

And for those who are wondering who the 8 millionth visiter was, according to sitemeter they were from Kirklees in the UK. They came in to Cyn-C from google on a search for “lego famous pics recreated”. They stayed for 8 seconds before clicking on this link. Their operating system was WinXP and the browser they used was IE 6.0. Their favorite color was navy blue and they enjoy horseback riding, cricket and long walks on the beach. Their blood type is O positive. His first name is Gavin and his last name starts with the letter P and ends with the letter H. He’s had 3 sexual partners but during stories that number is inflated to 12. His father died when he was 8 by having a heart attack while trying to undo a pesky knot in his shoes which is why Gavin only wears loafers.

The Critic asks “So what does the 8 millionth visitor receive?”

Well there won’t be any money but when Gavin dies, on his deathbed, he will receive total consciousness. So, he has that going for him. Which is nice.