My 2 Second Shelf Life

Quelle surprise!!!

Karl Lagerfeld is an "Unbelievable Narcissist".
An ex-assistant has written a tell all book about "The Kaiser".
I would love to read about the outrageous things this assistant must have endured under The Kaiser's reign of employment.

I imagine that he must have had to press hundreds of Karls' giant white collars and had to run ahead spraying the path in front of him with the scent of gardenia...