My 2 Second Shelf Life

Army exempts Miss Israel from toting gun.

Apparently, Yael Nezri, a private in the Israeli Army, says the bruises are making it difficult for her to model in photo shoots. She's been granted an exemption by her commanders for her two-year army stint.

Great.

Now, all she has to do is get The Man from Glad to stop dressing her. This dress made from garbage bags, with a kitchen catcher fringe has got to go.

So does the other matronly crap they're dressing her in.
Bleh.
She's a beautiful girl, she shouldn't put up with it.
Oh yeah...she's not carrying her gun anymore.

Damn