My 2 Second Shelf Life

I'm not being insensitive.
It just occurred to me that as shitty as things may get, I'm not going to die flipping my Ferrari, flying my personal plane into a building in Manhattan, or in a skiing accident in Aspen.

At least.

In other news, I'm #1 if you're searching for "the shelf life of queens"

And another thing...if the four year old in this case is charged, I've got a retro case against at least 40 kids. I think all teachers who have worked with Kindergarteners have a case. This teacher's aid needs to get over herself.