Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Todays Headlines.

If they keep this up, they'll arrest every man in Ipswich. That'll corner 'im.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Yes, it's true...humans can track a scent too.
Now, if we can only get some people to bathe more often.

Workplace rumours are largely true. No shit?
They're not the brainchild of those horrible, meanspirited busybodies?

Yeah...the OJ book wasn't enough to ensure she'll never work in publishing again. Just for good measure, lash out in an anti-Semitic rant
See you behind the counter at the local coffee shop, Judith...because with this display..you won't even be able to get a job as a Barrista.

So...move out.
Oh, yeah...if you move out, no more free maid service and free rent.
So, just stay home and mail letters to The Star whinging.

Tonight is Slava.
News at 11.