Monday, June 12, 2006

Janet Jackson Diet Secrets.
Janet lost upwards of 40lbs.

I'll tell you the real secret of how she lost the weight so quickly:

~A personal Chef
~A personal Trainer
~All day to take working out as a job.
~No kids, housekeeping, commuting, or cooking.

That's the "secret".

And another thing:

I am not absolutely sweats of "I'm scared shitless".
If you're not afraid, you don't need to put up a website telling people you're not afraid.
I hate that self-affirming shit.

"I am fun to be with. Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me".

At least Stuart Smalley was amusing.