My 2 Second Shelf Life

Kids are Cute

Kid: "I'm going to Uncle Pookos for two weeks with My mom and dad".

Me: "Oh, that's nice. Does Uncle Pookos live far away?"

Kid: "UNCLE POOOOOKKKKOOOOOS! Not Uncle Pookos..."

Me: "Uncle Pookos"

Repeat 3 or 4 times until the light comes on, and I realize that she's saying:

Acapulco