Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Dear Little Girls on YouTube,

WARNING: Explicit rap lyrics full of bad vocabulary

I know that I'm old enough to be your mom, and that you probably think that I'm all "jealous" and a "hatr", but I'm old enough to know that you can do things when you're young, and live to regret your immature decisions.

I'm not sure if you're really grasping the concept of the size of the YouTube audience.
It spans across the world, and across age lines. You may be thinking that cute boys your age are looking at you and thinking how cute you are, and commenting on how pretty you are.

The reality is that there are far more old pervs watching you shake your thang, and sharing your videos with other old pervs and pedophiles.

One day, you may want an important job that requires people to respect you in order to do it properly.
I know that seems really, really far away right now, but these kinds of things have a tendency to re-surface when you least expect them to.
Videos of you as a young girl wiggling your bum on the internet is good laughing material for prospective employers or school recruiters, but certainly not impressive as someone to take seriously.

I know that it's a different world than when I was a young girl...Hell, it's different from 10 years ago!, but I will tell you that certain things don't change.
People don't respect people who don't respect themselves.
Particularly women. Women already have to work twice as hard to be taken seriously without booty shakin' videos on the internet following them around.
It's true.
No really.
Oh sure, guys like it when you shake your booty on video for free, but when it comes right down to it, normal guys don't like other men oogling their girlfriends while they're half-naked and dancing on some online file sharing thingy for free.
No man wants a slut for a partner, only the worst kind will marry one.

Listen sweeties, you're all pretty girls (well, most of you) with your whole lives ahead of you. Stop selling yourself so cheap...so cheap it's for free...even strippers and whores charge.

Your parents need to take your webcams away.