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Sean Paul’s songs sparked woman’s seizures:

"Gayle, a 25-year-old customer service employee at a bank in Alberta, Canada, was suffering as many as 10 grand mal seizures a day, despite being treated with medications designed to control them."

"Eighteen months ago, she began to suspect that music by reggae and hip-hop artist Sean Paul was triggering some of her seizures. She recalled being at a barbecue and collapsing when the Jamaican rapper's music started playing, and then remembered having a previous seizure when she heard his music."

I don't get seizures when I hear Sean Paul, but I do get a massive headache that ceases the second he shuts up.

In other news:

The best headline..... EVAHHH!
But, in really bad taste.