My 2 Second Shelf Life

2 Unimportant Things:

Is it mandatory that over the age of 70, you must straddle a lane for two blocks before you actually change lanes? Because I'm noticing this more and more lately.
The elderly seem to need at least a kilometre of "getting ready" time...kind of like double dutch...





and what is it about this guy that makes me cringe everytime I see him?
I hear that he's charismatic and personable, but when I see him, and hear him speak, I wince at the smug Prep School looking package.

What is it?

It's irrational, and not based on anything solid...and really, while we're on the topic...when are we going to get a Mayor that reflects the majority of people in this city?