Thursday, May 04, 2006

Eastern European Fashion

It's exciting coming to "America", and having your choice of anything you want to wear. All the things that were for export, are here...and you don't know what to put on, why not put everything on?
The 1980's bomber jacket, ala Saved by the Bell.
The hot pants...and because certain things just can't be left behind...your Hungarian waitress boots!
(Don't forget your nude pantyhose...)

Top that off with a brassy blonde dye job, and VOILA! everyone will be convinced that you're landed.