Monday, January 29, 2007

Wedding Meltdowns

Anyone who knows me, knows that I'm not a believer in the Wedding Extravaganza. I'm way too pragmatic for that kind of thing. Some women are just mental when it comes to their wedding plans, and I blame Barbie and Fairy Tales for this.

Here is a bride meldown over her hair.
I particularly love the bridesmaid who can't stop laughing when the brides hairpiece lands in the toilet. The bride is a spectacle in her melodrama.

Here's a Russian wedding where the bride shouldn't have had that garlic sandwich before the ceremony.

The spirit catches this groom, to the hilarity of everyone present.

This bride should have her mouth washed out with soap.
I hope she's marrying a sailor.

This insane woman had 16 bridesmaids, 15 groomsmen, and about 100 flower girls and boys. This woman was just begging for a nervous breakdown and a bankruptcy trustee.

During the vows, a cellphone goes off...and so does the groom.

The groom gets arrested at this wedding...Someone tipped off the police that he was wanted for burglary. Can you say pissed off ex?

Here's a little compilation of wedding disasters.

Last, but not's one of a psycho bride who ruins her own wedding by getting arrested during her reception. Drink much?

Save your money and sanity. Have a small and intimate wedding.