My 2 Second Shelf Life

Bitch #'s 989, 990, respectively:

Last minute drivers:
Wait until I'm behind you, and the light turns green before you turn on your left turn signal.
I love being stuck behind you while 30 cars zip out from behind me.

Wait until the last possible moment to cross 3 lanes, cut off 3 vehicles, and cross the merge lines to exit at the immediate transfer to your right....because it's better to put 3 peoples' lives in peril (I don't give a shit about yours, moron) rather than admit that you missed the exit and get off at the next one.