Sunday, January 25, 2009

John Cleese's fake 27 year old girlfriend.

"The Daily Mail has learned that, despite Miss Orr's claims that she is only 27, she has been more than a touch economical with the truth.

Records obtained in the US suggest that she has knocked an impressive 18 years off her age and is in fact 45.

Nor would it seem that Barbie is her real name. Until she set her cap at Hollywood fame, she was known by the decidedly less showbizzy moniker of Kristine Reinhard.

Records show she was born in New York in 1964 - although she gives her birth date as 1981 on her official website.

A friend of Cleese said: 'It's all very embarrassing for John. He's a proud man, but he is also a sucker for a pretty face. I think a few of his braver friends have warned him to be careful, because nobody wants to see him being made to look silly.'"


You know, I can't decide whether 27 in the new 45 or 45 is the new 27.

"Barbie" in no way looks believably 27 to me...but to be honest, lots of 27 year olds look 45 these days.

*shrug*