My 2 Second Shelf Life

I'm Sharing...

I had to.
I often get sales calls, and samples for stuff in the mail.
Today, I got a package from a company that makes playground surfaces.

The little sample to your left is an expensive safety surface with a pattern of...are you ready?

GRASS!!!

Yes, people.

Because real grass is so gross, what with all the bugs and dirt in it...and it's dangerous to land on too.

One step closer to increasing environmental allergies due to lack of exposure.
Break out the bubble suits for your kids, people.