Friday, April 20, 2007

What with The Secret, and Feng Shui...and Oprah...I need to get paid.

I need to talk to Oprah, and babble some flaky shit and convince her that she needs to help me to get her viewers to embrace my way of thinking so that I may separate them from their wallets.

Or maybe I just need to convince some old mentally infirm guy of the power of Feng Slav.