My 2 Second Shelf Life

I swear to GOD...

...If I ever see one of these on a kid, I will report their imbecilic parents to Children's Aid so fast that they won't be able to get their heads out of their asses in time to think up a crackhead excuse for why they did it in the first place.

P.S....If you're in a foreign country, don't act like the asshole you are at home.
There might be a law against it.