Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Mariah's still 12 years old

"Mariah Carey has revealed that she thinks of herself as an innocent girl who is 'eternally 12' – despite her sexy image.

The singer says she has never had a one-night stand and considers herself a prude. 'It's a dichotomy. I understand people think I'm a ditzy moron, but I'm Mary Poppins. I'm what the “button-up” girls are supposed to be,' she said."


Read the whole thing here.

I read that whole article in a breathy, baby voice...because that's how crazy chicks who cling to their early twenties like the loser in a game of tug o' war talk.