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News Flash: Space is American

President Bush has called dibs on outer space.

According to The Toronto Star:

"WASHINGTON—U.S. President George W. Bush has quietly signed a new National Space Policy that asserts his country's right to deny access to space to anyone "hostile to U.S. interests."

So, now the megalomaniac catch phrase should be changed from "Today ___________, Tomorrow THE WORLD..." to "Today the world...tomorrow, the UNIVERSE!"

Weapons testing in space, anyone?