My 2 Second Shelf Life

Ok...so...

I told you all that I'm taking an Accounting Course.
It's kicking my ass.

So, most evenings, you'll find me at the dining room table reading, and this is how it generally goes:

These accounts are from the Adjusted Trial Balance columns in a company's 10 column work sheet...Pork or chicken tomorrow? We haven't had pork for a long time...oh, shit...I'm not focusing...These accounts are from the Adjusted Trial Balance columns in a company's 10 column work sheet...Where's that black top with the ribbing...I haven't seen that black top for a long time...did I pack it away?...oh, shit...I'm not focusing...These accounts are from the Adjusted Trial Balance columns in a company's 10 column work sheet...

You get the picture.
It's killin'.

Pity me.