My 2 Second Shelf Life

When bloated heads collide...

Ok.
I hate Oprah, and I hate Bono.
Both self-righteous, over-rated and superior, self-appointed world conscience...Oprah and Bono will now get together for charity.

Yeah.
I know...it's horrible of me to make fun of them.
They're doing a good thing...and that's true, but I don't care.

I can't stand either of these two superior attention whores.
It'll be a challenge to get their swollen, self-important heads through the door...all that's missing is Bob Geldoff, and then they can lecture the world on how everyone should be doing things.

Here's a website dedicated to hating Oprah, which is pretty amusing...and just to be fair, here's an essay on why Bono is a self-righteous ass.

Urban Dictionary on "Bono":

"To save the world with everybody elses money"

"A Bland irish Musician in the band U2, who helps third world countries, yet also stars in apple ads, to help just make that trade margin between the rich countries and the poor countries just that little bit larger, but dispite that little minor hypocrisy there, bono has daft looking glasses,is incredibly pietistical and writes not necessarly talentless music, but has the keen ability to write the same song, over and over again, and Just for anyone goes "your stupid bono isn't self rightous....", and i quote from the golden oldy of a rocker, "I don't know why, but we always had this belief that there was something sacred about our music, that it was almost holy.""

There's plenty more...

Urban Dictionary on Oprah:

"A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe"

"Example of what happens when the a super self-important rich woman has too much time on her hands"

Here's Oprah being interviewed...Tell me that she's got a realistic view of herself and her minions.
She hasn't lived in the real world for over two decades.

Bleh.
I can't stand either of them.