Reel them in Keiko!"Hello my name is Keiko and I live in Tokyo in Japan. I have a nice apartment in Ochanomizu and you are welcome to stay with me if you are UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE. You can save your hotel cost (a lot in Tokyo!) and we can have fun! – but ONLY if you are a white guy. I do not want asian men, sorry."
So, do you think that when you get your pasty American ass over there, instead of cute little Keiko waiting to boink your brains out...there are 3 or 4 scrappy Asian guys with brass knuckles and gold teeth waiting to rob you, kick the shit out of you and harvest your organs?
No.
Really...she wants you, stupid white boy.
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