Rich People Amuse Me: Installment #2Do you absolutely have to have "exquisitely crafted Swarovski Crystals" in the bottom of your glass?
Does your water have to say cool Jazz, like George Benson?
Do you need to roll around nude with your bottle of water, and if you're a chick, balance it on your ass?
Then Bling H2o is for you.
At $35 a bottle, it should be able to play George Benson when you walk into a room, and doors should fly open on their own like you're in a rap video.
Frankly, when I look at that bottle, it makes me think of drinking JLo's perfume:
No.
But really, people are taking this shit seriously...it's in magazines and everything.
Found and laughed at, at: neatorama
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