My 2 Second Shelf Life

Stupid things that cross my easily amused mind:

Brothers from another mother?
I could have thrown a young Ben Affleck in there too, but it would have been overkill.










The other day, The Mister and I saw a woman carrying a little dog who was dressed to the nines.
I've decided that if there is such a thing as reincarnation, I'm coming back as a lap dog.
Oh sure, I'll have to sport a stupid bow in my hair to keep my bangs out of my eyes. The upside is that I'll be carried around, get to wear designer jackets, eat out of Lalique crystal and get regular spa treatments.

It would kinda be like coming back as a hairy Debutante.