Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Bad Parents on Parade...

Let's face it. 
Parenting is a crapshoot. 
Sometimes regardless of how hard you try to do the right thing, you still have a little demon spawn for a child. But, other times, it's clear to the rest of us that you suck as a parent, and your kid doesn't have a chance. 

Here are a few tips on how to screw up your kid.

1. Give your 12 year old son a lapdance.

So, here's PDiddy's 12 year old son Justin getting a lapdance.
See the rest of the pictures here.
I don't even know what to say about that.
I don't know where to start.
Just looking at those pictures makes me want to slap Diddy in the head.
Is that even legal unless you're in Thailand?
Money can't buy sense.

2. Have authorities threaten to take your son away because he weighs three times what a kid his age should weigh.

LONDON–British authorities may take an 8-year-old boy weighing 218 pounds into protective custody unless his mother improves his diet.

Social service officials will meet family members today to discuss the health of Connor McCreaddie, who has lost 20 pounds in two months but still weighs more than three times the average for his age.

3. Give your kid a stupid name that only you think is clever.

4. Teach your 2 year old how to handle a gun.

5. Shoot your kids computer instead of just taking away the power cord when you want him to stop playing.